DO NOT DO THE DEATH
JUST FOR THAT
just for that, I might
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
The reference to conditioning and Pavlovs dogs omg yaaaasss👏👏
let me tell you about that unit okay the behavioral unit had my entire class in like excess pain because there are so many theories and Pavlov was the ONLY one that everyone got no problem. Punishment and reward went over all of our heads for a week because god damn was it explained in the most backwards roundabout way in our textbook
episode one: cheese pizza
episode two: pepperoni pizza
episode three: mushroom pizza
episode four: sausage pizza
episode five: meat lovers pizza
episode six: hawaiian pizza
episode seven: margherita pizza
episode eight: veggie pizza
episode nine: white pizza
episode ten: deep dish pizza
episode eleven: thin crust pizza
episode twelve: barbecue chicken pizza
episode thirteen: mac and cheese pizza
I feel the need
the need tolistentotalkdirtyforanothersixstraighthours
can we celebrate about what caroline said in that one interview can we okay good we’re going to
Part of me wants to write like…something with roadtrips. Not for this, but in general. Hmm.
“What did you just call me?”
Alana stopped cutting peppers, frowning. “Little bell. Didn’t I say that?”
"You said it in French, if that’s what you mean.”
"Sorry, it slips sometimes when I’m not paying attention."
"I didn’t know you could speak French."
She smiled, glancing at him over her shoulder. “You’ve met my mother; her accent’s thicker than molasses. Do you really think she’d let her kids get away without speaking her language?”
"No, no not at all."
"You seem more than a little amused."
"Your observation is incorrect."
It wasn’t though.
It really wasn’t.
Her voice in French took on a deeper tone, something sultry and sweet at the same time, like the sugar on the lip of a martini glass. She noticed when he began to prod her for words and sentences, hanging on to each syllable as though in a trance.
Decadent, he’d later come to describe. If he closed his eyes, he could imagine her words as a rich chocolate spilling from her mouth like music. If she touched him gently while she spoke, heat would radiate through him, and if she swore, his senses burst open.
He was liquid in her hands.
"If you keep doing this, I’m going to be convinced I’ve turned into a fine wine."
He stopped kissing her neck, abandoning the effort of unbuttoning her collar to expose her back to him. “Why’s that?”
"This is how you treat wine. You taste it repeatedly before indulging."
"What if you are a wine?" His arms settled around her waist, untucking her shirt, craving to feel her smooth—
"I’m not a wine and you’re pressing into my back."
He didn’t color as his fingers slipped under her waistband. “You keep speaking in that wonderful language, how can I not sample your flavor?” He paused, calculating. “You’re already wet.”
"More to the left."
"You’re not explaining."
She gasped a bit, leaning back into his chest. “You’re hard, how about you explain.”
"You know exactly why that is.”
"Because you like my Freench.”
"No, no it’s too soon for…oh. Think of it as conditioning, like the dogs."
"You’re conditioned to be aroused on command?"
"When I speak French, you get off, and as a consequence, I get laid. So now, when I talk in French, I get wet." She wriggled away from his grasp and hopped onto the counter, pushing her skirt over her hips. "If I remember, we were about to have dinner."
He nodded, swallowing hard. “Yes?”
She beckoned him closer and brought her lips to his ear. In the headiest voice she could manage, she purred. “Ruin your appetite.”
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Did you and Bryan and Mads, or any combination thereof, talk before you started the story where you and Hannibal get together about whether Hannibal actually is attracted to [her]? (x)
[Audio is terrible so there’s definitely some mistake in the subs. Sorry.]
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD