mt

❝ HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake ❞

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conscientiouscoattwirling:

i love everything rolf says

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inside-the-leaky-cauldron:

Hogwarts Weekly. Inside the Big Seven.

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#hp
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touchmymangomalec:

cucothewizard:

paperstar:

macklemoth:

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A F*CKING BIRD WITH 8 LEGS

7 vaganias

maybe more


Vagania.

touchmymangomalec:

cucothewizard:

paperstar:

macklemoth:

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A F*CKING BIRD WITH 8 LEGS

7 vaganias

maybe more

Vagania.

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Quit smiling, you’re supposed to be a professional!

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scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

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so I found a makeshift cable

and

well this new coloring style is interesting

posted on October 1st
#wip

Broke my tablet cord. Booyah.

posted on October 1st
#ugh
hashtag halloween time

hashtag halloween time

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